35+ Memes To Carry You Through the Week

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    there was a guy doing the airplane with his daughter on the beach and my dad asked if he could try omg.
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    Udder Surprise Quadruplets: a 1-in-180 million story! A cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves that have been named Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Moo.
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    fullmetaljackit Once I was babysitting my neighbor's 6 year old and she asked me why I was so ugly and without thinking I said "I'm you from the future" and she cried for like 30 minutes
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    Once I began working in IT I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
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    Charmin commercials really do be wild tho. Like the entire family just waits outside the bathroom for dad to come out and brag about how good his wipe was
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    you can't unmountain dew what's already been mountain done
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    Haha ITTUJAX Hahaha Hahahaha Hahahahaha
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    Lives in Perth 12 kilometres away About me 19° Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other. My Interests Coffee Travel Dog lover Volunteering Cooking
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    just incase no one told you today, shut up
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    nattholi @natthholi - 1d Some of my childhood photo albums got spoilt over time and now it looks like a Netflix documentary screengrab after I've murdered the entire family О 132 10K 171K lil 1.8M ←]
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    When your introverted partner's social battery has run out at the social event you brought them to. P
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    Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets swissguy25 3h So the Limit is 412 * Fı
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    "I organized our base bro"
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    chuck @crowcialist Follow Been noticing this weird thing lately where if I eat high protein foods in the middle of the day instead of pretzels and candy, I don't need a 90 minute nap every single afternoon like usual. Sadly we'll never know if there's a connection 14:09 - 16 Jul 24-2.6M Views
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    "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Add action Turn off all lights Turn volume on 100 + = Say "so you have chosen death" Play "DOOM eternal OST 22- The only thing They = fear is you Release every Roomba 11
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    My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because got laid'
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    ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl well well well if it isn't me writing all the things from last week's to-do list on this week's to-do list
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    When you hit a pothole going 85 and it sounds expensive
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    Parents used to tell my brother and I that we had another brother who turned into a mushroom from not taking a bath. Even added him to the family albums RE SIST DRUG VIOLENCE
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    my sister, since we're at a 10-hour time difference now, which means that she lives "in the future" HA HA !! ? today was nice, you re gonna like it Reply Add Sticker
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    Them: You can't do it all in one trip Me: We no
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    Allie @Cluffalo. 8h These infographics don't work on me because my takeaway is always that 17 donuts isn't as bad as I thought 17 DONUTS = THIS ONE COFFEE DRINK! Dunkin' Donuts Pumpkin Swirl Frozen Coffee with Cream 32 oz. 183 GRAMS OF SUGAR 187 GRAMS OF SUGAR DUNKIN
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    A PLEASE DON'T PARK CLOSE. I'M FAT.
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    Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.
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    Pasta when you forget to stir it for 30 seconds
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    Don dillon Verified Purchase Looks real!! Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2019 These are great, looks like its lit and has people running to tell you to put it out. I work in an oil refinery and people are going insane.. worth every penny
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    Pumped Up Kicks but it's not Pumped Up Kicks and I eat a shoe box 209K views - 3 years ago ...more rickandmortyfan 649 2.85K Subscribe
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    Alexander Graham Bell: I invented the telephone! His brother, Taco: I'm working on some pretty big stuff too
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    Cheish @TheCheish My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced
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    Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza Delivered
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    When you sit on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone. Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.
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    Me and the homies drowning because we're scared of women
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    for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH
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    MY MOTHER GOING TO ENROLL ME IN SCHOOL S I HAVE A TALKING DONKEY
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    CHICK GINE REMEMBER HonkiF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK T FanYTHING if you get any closer U HAVE TO IF YOU HONK IF IF WILL HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN I HONK MYSELF WANT PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK vibe
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    Bike is short for Bichael

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